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Sciencetist ka kehna ha k wife se pyar ki batain krne se:-
1.Mintly fresh rehta ha.
2.Heart attack k khatrat 80% kum hu jate hain.
3.Zindagi purlutf hu jati hai.
4.Admi sara din kush gawar mood me rehta hai.
5.Jism me blood 10% ka izafa hu ta hai.
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Wife ap ki apni na ho.
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Lates Wife Husband SMS

Wife: Dekh lena, tumheiN dozakh meiN bhi jagah nahiN milay gi.
Husband: Theek hai, maiN har jagah tumharay saath jaana bhi nahiN chahta...:-D

Haakim e shehr ne elan karwaya k tamam shadi shuda mard Very Funny SMS

  Latest Very Funny Wife Husband SMS Collection

Haakim e shehr ne elan karwaya k tamam shadi shuda mard 2 lines me khre honge ek line me wo jo bivi se darte hen or ek me wo jo bivi se nhi darte.

Bivi se darne walon ki lambi line thi

Jab k bivi se na darne walon ki line me sirf ek admi tha.

Haakim is admi k pas aya or use shabash di or pucha: ap ye kese samajhte hen k ap bivi se nhi darte?

Us ne jawab dia:

'maloom nhi bivi keh kar gai he k is line me khare raho :)

Wife Husband SmS

Wife: Ap mujhe talaaq bi de dein tb bi mei ghar k darwaze pe beth jaongi

mgr

ap se door kbi nhi jaoungi suna ap ne!

Husband: Zanani ban Zanani

Gillani na ban.!

Biwi to her shohar�.

Biwi to her shohar�.
Suno ji mainay aaj ap kay pasand ki cheaz banai hai ap kha kar khush hojao gay�.
Pathan replied�
O g kia pakaya hai�.??
Wife replied�
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Naswar kay koftay�

\�Wife\� is a \�Nife\�

c0llige is 4 knowlidge..
Knowlidge is 4 life..
Life is 4 wife
But wife is nife..
Which cuts ur life..
S0 never ch0se ur wife..
In c0llige life..