Pathan Funny SMS Collection

Pathan: Ye mObile tO Mujhe

Kangaal kAr dega..

Sardar: Q..?

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Pathan: Baar baar dikhata hai

"Battrey Lo"

"Battrey Lo"

Ab tak 50 New Battery Le

chuka hOn:)

Pathan apne hath pe Blade se LARKI ka naam Likh raha tha

Pathan apne hath pe Blade se LARKI ka naam Likh raha tha k

Achanak ZOR ZOR se rone Laga

Dost: Piyar karta hy to Rota Q hy?

Pathan:

Spelling Ghalat ho Gaye:-

Geo pathan

Akhbar main aya kay 50% pathan bewakof hotay hain�.
Is par pathano nay hartaal ki�
Phir akhbar main aya kay 50% pathan bewakof nhe hotay�
To is par mamla thanda hogaya�
Geo pathan

Biwi to her shohar�.

Biwi to her shohar�.
Suno ji mainay aaj ap kay pasand ki cheaz banai hai ap kha kar khush hojao gay�.
Pathan replied�
O g kia pakaya hai�.??
Wife replied�
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Naswar kay koftay�

Pathan

Pathan:aaj hum nay paani ko ullu bana dia�
Friend:wo kaise�??
Pathan:o yara!
Subha hum nay pani garam kia
or
thanday pani sey naha lia�.

Sardar pathan aur Hathi

Sardar: Agr 1 Hathi Sui k Surakh me se guzarne ki koshish kr rha ho
to usy rokny k lie kia krna chahye?
Pathan: Us ki dum pe girah laga do, phans jae ga�

Pathan student:

Pathan student:
Miss kya raat ko ap hamara mobile pe Call kr rhi thein?
Miss: No
pathan Studnt:
Kamal hai.
subha hamara Mobile py likha tha:
MISS Call'

1 Pathan saari zindagi sochta raha

1 Pathan saari zindagi sochta raha
Sochta raha
Sochta raha
Sochta raha
Or
Sochte Sochte
Marr gaya
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K agar meri behan k 3 bhai hein to mere 2 Q hen?