Latest Adult SMS Collection 2012

Lady: mera husbnd 300% Naakara hy.
Dr: 100% to suna hy 300% kesy?
Lady: 1 to lund khara nahi hota Bharway ka.
2nd Ungliyaan tooti hui hain gaandu ki.
3rd Kal garam cheez kha kr apni zuban b jala li.
Laga bhai PoGo

Sardar sms collection 2012

Sardar apni G.F sy: Tmny kitni classes paren hn ?
G.F: double m.a kia ha.
Sardar : kyun ik ty yaqen nae c ......

Pathan apne hath pe Blade se LARKI ka naam Likh raha tha

Pathan apne hath pe Blade se LARKI ka naam Likh raha tha k

Achanak ZOR ZOR se rone Laga

Dost: Piyar karta hy to Rota Q hy?

Pathan:

Spelling Ghalat ho Gaye:-

Srdar bank me 5 hzar ka note jma krane gaya

Srdar bank me 5 hzar ka note jma krane gaya

Cashier:

jnab ye 5 hzar ka note to nakli hy?

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Srdar:

O kanjra

ay jma mere account wich hona ay

Tenu koi takleef?

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Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithay

Hoslay saray azma baithay,

Hum zamanay k ghum utha baithay,

Jis ki chahat main umer bhar tarpay,

Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithay:)

The Best Prank Call Ever

The Best Prank Call Ever:
�Hello KFC?�
- � Yes, How can I help you sir?�
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� I want MC DONALD�S number��

Larkon ko Larkiyon

Larkon ko Larkiyon k baray baray pasand hotay hain
Larkiyan jab chalti hain to unkay hiltay howay bohat piyaray lagtay hain
Kya?
Socho
Nahi pata?
Un k piyaray piyaray
Barey barey
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�BOOBS� or �HIPS�
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Tu baal samajh raha tha na ?
Edda tu Haji da puttar.

Interviewer to Sardar

Interviewer: Let me check your English...Tell me the opposite of good

Sardar: Bad

Interviewer: Come

Sardar: Go

Interviewer: Ugly

Sardar: Pichlli

Interviewer: PICHLLI?

Sardar: UGLY

Interviewer: Shut Up

Sardar: Keep Talking

Interviewer: Ok now stop it

Sardar: ok now carry on

Interviewer: Abay chup ho ja....chup ho ja....chup ho jaa

Sardar: Abe bolta reh....bolta rah....bolta reh

Interviewer: Are yaar

Sardaar: Are dushman

Interviewer: Get Out

Sardar: Come In

Interviewer: U r Rejected

Sardaar: I m selected...bale bale

New Punjabi Desi Jokes,

ATT:- No if no but sirf jaat
Jain:- na cycle na chain sirf jain
Bihari-na susti na hoshiyari sirf bihari.
Hindu:-na point na bindu sirf hindu
punjabi:-na masala nagheo punjabi saryean da peo

Santa:oye eh bulb de ute bapu da nam Q likh riha h?
Banta:me apne bapu da nam roshan kar riha h,
jado bulb jalega taan nam roshan ho jauga.

Oye! Yara ki lagta h,
me tenu disturb karne vaste msg karia si?
O na ji na, me to tenu ye khene vaste
msg karia si k tussi bade yaad aate ho ji..

Santa: mainu kal saari rat nind nhi ayi.
Banta: Q?
Santa: sari rat me sapne wich vekhda riha,
ke me jag riha haan.


ik kudi ne slim jahe munde nu msg kita-chehra tera khaas nhi,
haddiyan ch tere maas nhi,
pyaar tenu swaah karan,,
teri tan jeun di v aas nhi..

Santa: doctor eh phoolan di mala kis de lyi h?
Doctor:eh mera pehla operation h,
je thik hoya taan mere lyi, je thik nhi hoya taan tere lyi.

daru pee k zndgi diyan problems hall ni hundiya ........
but,,
problems tan dudh pee k v hall ni hundiyan ........
so chak glassy.pa peg....
burrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

DEVDAS Of 2012..

 DEVDAS Of 2012..
Maa Ne Kaha Face Book Chor Do!
Abba Ne Kaha Night Package Chor Do!
Doston Ne Kaha Mobile Se Balance Churana Chor Do!
Paaro Ne Kaha Dew Peena Chor Do!
Aur
Aik Din Aayega Jab Girlfrnd K Bachey Bolengey..
Maamu Ab To Hamari Ammi Ka Peecha Chor Do!

Bhehar Ki Gali Main Paan Ki Dukan
Devdas Ne Dekhi Paro Ki Muskan
Devdas Ne Khilaya Paro Ko Paan
Khake Paan Paro Boli
Shukriya Bhai Jan..

Khusbu Ne Phool Ko Khas Banaya,
Phool Ne Matti Ko Khas Banaya,
Chahat Ne Mohabat Ko Khas Banaya,
Kambakhat Mohabat Ne Kitno Ko
�DEVDAS� Banaya�

Serious Comedy

Serious Comedy:
Girl:
Ma tmhain apna dil nhi de skti.
Boy:
Ma itni ooper ka soch bhi nhi raha
Jin ko smjh aya forward kr den baki bachay pogo channal dakhain.

Jab tum ko fone karo tum Shave kar rahe hote ho

GirL:
Jab tum ko fone karo tum Shave kar rahe hote ho
Tm din mei kitni Shave karte ho?

Boy
30 se 40

GirL:
Kya tum PaGaL ho?

Boy:
Nahi Main
"Naeei" hon

Kuch is tara dosti nibayenge

Kuch is tara dosti nibayenge,

Nokri na mili to bilkul nahi ghabraenge,

Dono station pr chaye ki dukan lagayenge,
Tum chaye banana
Hum chaye chaye chilayenge..

Jab light ho out of control

Jab light ho out of control

Taar ko TU kar ke goal

Taar ko TU kar ke goal konda lga ke boal

AaaaLL IS WELL

K.e.s.c kya janey kunda kahan hoga???

Tv,fridge or fan bhe tera on hoga

Tar utha Kunda laga

Kunda laga k bol bhayya

AAaAaAL IZZ WELL......

zardari joota sms funny

Shiri Rehman Farmati hay
Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko
wah wah
Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko
liken koi jutey say na mare mere dewane ko

A Boy is sitting in a Park behind a tree wid his GF..
Old man: Bete,
kya ye hamari Sanskriti he..?
Boy: Nahi,
Ye bajuwale ghar ki Pallavi hE�

Boy to Girlfriend

Boy Apni Girlfriend Se:-
Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam..
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Branded T-Shirt hai..
Phat Gayi to Bahut Pitegi, Maa kasam..!!

Yeh ladki

Yeh ladki
Uffff
Ya Allah
ItnI sundar
Haye
ItnI smart
Oye hoye
ItnI mast
Haye main mar janwan
ItnI cute
Itni IntellIgent
ItnI lovable
Aur kItnI sweet hai
WARNING: Iss msg ke sabhi shabd farzii hai.
Inka hamari duniya se koi talaq nahi hai.
eslia aisi chizon par dhyan na de

law of gravity

One student couldn't be motivated to take an interest in science at all. He said, "I plan to go into the business.
Name me one thing science has done to help business."
The teacher shot back, "And just where would the belt industry be without the law of gravity."

Chemistry

The chemistry teacher was berating the students for not learning the Periodic Table of the Elements.

She said "Why when I was your age I knew both their names and weights."
One kid popped up, "Yeah... but teach, there were so few of them back then."