Catch her by her waist Latest Funny sms

Catch her by her waist
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
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Have a Nice PEPSI drink!

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Thak 
Thak 
Thak. 
G Kon? 
Ghar K Maalik Kahan Hain? 
Servant:Wo Safr Per Gaye Hain. 
Acha..!!
Kya Aram Or Tafreeh K Liay Gaye Hain?"
Servant: Nahi Sir, Meray Khyal Me Nahi,
Kyun K Begum Sahiba Bhi Saath Gai Hain"
(hm)

Sardar sms collection 2012

Sardar apni G.F sy: Tmny kitni classes paren hn ?
G.F: double m.a kia ha.
Sardar : kyun ik ty yaqen nae c ......

Sardar SMS

Sardar: Tumne itne chhote-Chhote BaaL Kyun Katwaye? Pathan: Naayi k PaaS 20 rupee KhuLLe Nahi Thy To Maine Kaha: 20 Rupee Ke Aur Kaat Do..

Molvi SMS Collection

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Pathan apne hath pe Blade se LARKI ka naam Likh raha tha

Pathan apne hath pe Blade se LARKI ka naam Likh raha tha k

Achanak ZOR ZOR se rone Laga

Dost: Piyar karta hy to Rota Q hy?

Pathan:

Spelling Ghalat ho Gaye:-

Sunaihri Baatain

Sunaihri Baatain.

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1.Kisi Ky Ghar Janay Se Pehly Light Ki Timing Puch Lan"

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2.Waqt Ki Pabandi wapda Walon Se Sekhain

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3.Acha mehmaan wo hy jo apna hath wala Pankha Sath laey"

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"4.Agr Kisi Se Dosti Karo To Daikh Lo Un Ky Pas Generator Ya U.P.S Hy"

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"5.Azeem hy Woh Dost Jo ApKo emrgency light gift kry

Srdar bank me 5 hzar ka note jma krane gaya

Srdar bank me 5 hzar ka note jma krane gaya

Cashier:

jnab ye 5 hzar ka note to nakli hy?

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Srdar:

O kanjra

ay jma mere account wich hona ay

Tenu koi takleef?

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Indian 2 Pakistani

Indian 2 Pakistani :

Tum log t.v pay

I.P.L k matches dekh kr jaltay ho na?

Pakistani:

hahahahaha

Ponki jaa,

Sadii light e nhi aandi...!

wo exam mein betha dosto

Wo Exam Mein Betha Dosto'n K Muunh Hi Dekhta Reh Gaya

"Faraz"

Kyun K Usne Khud Hee Kaha Tha K
"Mujh Per 1 Ehsan Karna, K Mujh Per Koi Ehsan Na Karna" =P =D

Ladki Patane Ka Formula

Ladki Patane Ka Formula,
New Ladki Patane Ka Formula Latest Ladki Patane Ka Formula Best Ladki Patane Ka Formula
Formula no.1 Ladki ko pehale deko aur jab vo apko deke to usse ishara maro ki uske gaal par kuch hai, aur jab vo gaal ko saaf kare to isshare se bolo is gaal par nahi baju k gaal par hai, This is best formula in the World TRY IT.
Formula no.2- Ladkiya agar grup me ho to ap unhe (Jinhe Patana hai) hi dekhte rhe, aisa krne se wo bhi ap k taraf attract ho jayegi.Formula
no.3 � Ladkiyo se jab...

Serious Comedy

Serious Comedy:
Girl:
Ma tmhain apna dil nhi de skti.
Boy:
Ma itni ooper ka soch bhi nhi raha
Jin ko smjh aya forward kr den baki bachay pogo channal dakhain.

Boy to Girlfriend

Boy Apni Girlfriend Se:-
Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam..
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Branded T-Shirt hai..
Phat Gayi to Bahut Pitegi, Maa kasam..!!

Yeh ladki

Yeh ladki
Uffff
Ya Allah
ItnI sundar
Haye
ItnI smart
Oye hoye
ItnI mast
Haye main mar janwan
ItnI cute
Itni IntellIgent
ItnI lovable
Aur kItnI sweet hai
WARNING: Iss msg ke sabhi shabd farzii hai.
Inka hamari duniya se koi talaq nahi hai.
eslia aisi chizon par dhyan na de

Parhai

Parhai 2 tarikon sey hoti hai�
1-Khud sey�
2-Dar sey�
But
parhai
hum
kartay
nhe hain�
Aur
dar humain kisi ka nhe hai�
Send to all the dabang students�

\�Wife\� is a \�Nife\�

c0llige is 4 knowlidge..
Knowlidge is 4 life..
Life is 4 wife
But wife is nife..
Which cuts ur life..
S0 never ch0se ur wife..
In c0llige life..

Pathan student:

Pathan student:
Miss kya raat ko ap hamara mobile pe Call kr rhi thein?
Miss: No
pathan Studnt:
Kamal hai.
subha hamara Mobile py likha tha:
MISS Call'

1 Pathan saari zindagi sochta raha

1 Pathan saari zindagi sochta raha
Sochta raha
Sochta raha
Sochta raha
Or
Sochte Sochte
Marr gaya
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K agar meri behan k 3 bhai hein to mere 2 Q hen?

India will lose

Guys sb mil kr pray kro  ka
�Tendulkar century na kare� han 90?
 main out ho jaiay to chalay ga.
Agr Aus na century ki to phr India will lose.

Bilawal to Dad

Bilawal to Dad

DAD?
ap ki harkaton ne to khandaan ki izzat par daagh laga diya.

DAD.,..
hahahaha
BETA  daagh to chala jayega ye waqt phir nahi ayega..