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Monday, 5 March 2012

Ladki Patane Ka Formula

Ladki Patane Ka Formula,
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Formula no.1 Ladki ko pehale deko aur jab vo apko deke to usse ishara maro ki uske gaal par kuch hai, aur jab vo gaal ko saaf kare to isshare se bolo is gaal par nahi baju k gaal par hai, This is best formula in the World TRY IT.
Formula no.2- Ladkiya agar grup me ho to ap unhe (Jinhe Patana hai) hi dekhte rhe, aisa krne se wo bhi ap k taraf attract ho jayegi.Formula
no.3 � Ladkiyo se jab...

Monday, 27 February 2012

Serious Comedy

Serious Comedy:
Girl:
Ma tmhain apna dil nhi de skti.
Boy:
Ma itni ooper ka soch bhi nhi raha
Jin ko smjh aya forward kr den baki bachay pogo channal dakhain.

Sunday, 19 February 2012

Boy to Girlfriend

Boy Apni Girlfriend Se:-
Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam..
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Branded T-Shirt hai..
Phat Gayi to Bahut Pitegi, Maa kasam..!!

Yeh ladki

Yeh ladki
Uffff
Ya Allah
ItnI sundar
Haye
ItnI smart
Oye hoye
ItnI mast
Haye main mar janwan
ItnI cute
Itni IntellIgent
ItnI lovable
Aur kItnI sweet hai
WARNING: Iss msg ke sabhi shabd farzii hai.
Inka hamari duniya se koi talaq nahi hai.
eslia aisi chizon par dhyan na de

Wednesday, 15 February 2012

Jab koi larki ghar se bhag ker shadi krny ki

Jab koi larki ghar se bhag ker shadi krny ki
dhamki dy to us k ghar walo ko chahye k us ki tind kerwa dain..
5 maheny tak bhagny ka naam nahi ley gi or agar
uska boy friend dekh ly ga to wo khud hi bhag jaye ga.
ZUBAIDA AAPA K LOVE MARRIAGE CONTROL TOTKEY